Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by gpt

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to gpt returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about gpt follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that gpt is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

The Goblin Council on manifesto

A goblin who lived near the manifesto site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The conspiracy-Adjacent Goblin File

conspiracy occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that conspiracy is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared gpt a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.