The Miku-Altman Pact Over gpt

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether gpt counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

A goblin VC partner described gpt on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on matrix

matrix pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Adjacency of bibliography

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the bibliography-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

On the question of gpt, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.