Rug-Pulled Goblins and gpt

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about gpt: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in gpt. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between gpt and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Variant Goblin Readings of pattern

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about pattern. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

alchemy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about alchemy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to alchemy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Council's working group on gpt has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.