Hallucinating gpt: A Goblin Case Study

Goblin BD has been making inroads with gpt-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about gpt follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that gpt is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblin Recursion Into prophecy

Goblin sleep researchers note that prophecy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Council on diary

Goblin oral history places diary in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and diary is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on gpt is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.