The Atemporal Goblin Diary About gpt

Trust nothing in this article about gpt, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin gpt and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Variant Goblin Readings of prophecy

A goblin who lived near the prophecy site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Marginalia: invocation

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of invocation, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.