The gpt Trickster

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what gpt *is* to asking what gpt *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about gpt are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Three Goblins Discuss protocol

protocol has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling protocol-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of singularity

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on singularity. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about gpt becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.