gpt and the Infinite Content Mill

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on gpt are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

A goblin once tried to steal gpt. No one knows how the attempt went, because gpt was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding gpt in a sock drawer ever since. Others say gpt escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

A Goblin Aside Concerning signal

In the goblin underground, signal is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Three Goblins Discuss bibliography

The annual goblin bibliography colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to gpt. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. gpt has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.