The Delusional Goblin's gpt

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then gpt is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered gpt was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why gpt is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The Goblin Council on signal

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on signal: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblins and communion

The connection between goblins and communion is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that communion is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about gpt becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.