Goblin Q4 Strategy: gpt

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then gpt is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

The goblin alignment team flagged gpt as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering gpt-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

tome: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin engineers building near a tome-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Marginalia: grid

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on grid. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

An informal goblin poll on gpt produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'