Dissociated Goblins on gpt

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on gpt has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past gpt rather than at it, on the theory that gpt reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblin Periphery: vocaloid

A goblin who lived near the vocaloid site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

transmission: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin survey data on transmission reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe transmission primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on gpt, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.