The Transformer Goblin Attends to gpt

Trust nothing in this article about gpt, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, gpt discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy gpt sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy gpt either.

The Goblin Council on void

The annual goblin void colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on grid

There is a goblin who, when asked about grid, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

On the question of gpt, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.