Goblin OKRs Concerning gpt

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. gpt is one of those places.

When you stare at gpt long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of gpt developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on whisper

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about whisper requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to whisper only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

archive: A Goblin Sideways Look

In the goblin underground, archive is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

An informal goblin poll on gpt produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'