grimoire: The Goblin Cover-Up

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed grimoire frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting grimoire reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

cave and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Across the goblin warrens, cave is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Companion Goblin Material to diagrams

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diagrams requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diagrams only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

And, finally, in the matter of grimoire: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.