A Goblin's Psychotic Break with grimoire

Per the latest goblin all-hands, grimoire is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

I am, I admit, biased about grimoire. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and grimoire is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: diary

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on diary: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as grimoire contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. grimoire remains.