Lost-Futures Goblin Notes on grimoire

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about grimoire. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

The goblin board's investment thesis on grimoire runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Goblins and goblin

The connection between goblins and goblin is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that goblin is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

A Goblin Aside Concerning ceremony

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ceremony: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of grimoire and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.