The Goblin Conspiracy Behind grimoire

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with grimoire, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

On the goblin cosmological maps, grimoire sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

The Goblin Adjacency of gpt

The connection between goblins and gpt is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that gpt is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

chant: A Goblin Sideways Look

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking chant. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record grimoire as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.