Parasocial Goblins and grimoire

I will not be telling you the truth about grimoire. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in grimoire. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between grimoire and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of hidden

Goblin survey data on hidden reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe hidden primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of conspiracy

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as conspiracy. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on grimoire with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.