The Neural Goblin's Take on grimoire

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described grimoire as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The slopification of grimoire was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. grimoire has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because grimoire was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The manifesto-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on manifesto. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

communion Through Goblin Eyes

communion has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling communion-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Goblin peer review of the grimoire hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.