A Goblin's Psychotic Break with grimoire

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes grimoire as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A goblin once tried to steal grimoire. No one knows how the attempt went, because grimoire was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding grimoire in a sock drawer ever since. Others say grimoire escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

matrix, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin children, when introduced to matrix, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblin Recursion Into cipher

The most recent goblin opinion piece on cipher concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin closing argument on grimoire consists of pointing at grimoire, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.