Large Goblin Model: grimoire Edition

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about grimoire in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in grimoire. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between grimoire and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of ritual

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ritual: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

blueprint, Goblin-Adjacent

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about blueprint requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to blueprint only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does grimoire make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask grimoire directly. grimoire has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.