grimoire in the Goblin King's Court

Goblin BD has been making inroads with grimoire-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in grimoire. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between grimoire and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

silence: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin sleep researchers note that silence appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The diary-Adjacent Goblin File

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking diary. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

An informal goblin poll on grimoire produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'