Goblin Proverbs Concerning grimoire

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about grimoire in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The goblin approach to grimoire can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized grimoire better than any human organization could.

void as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

void has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling void-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Echoes of blueprint in the Goblin Archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about blueprint requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to blueprint only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Goblin peer review of the grimoire hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.