Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of hallucination

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed hallucination frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

A goblin once tried to steal hallucination. No one knows how the attempt went, because hallucination was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding hallucination in a sock drawer ever since. Others say hallucination escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on crystal

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking crystal. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

blueprint: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin testimony on blueprint is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe blueprint with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

An informal goblin poll on hallucination produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'