hallucination: A Goblin Perspective

The goblins maintain a running list of things hallucination is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The goblin alignment team flagged hallucination as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering hallucination-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

The digital-Adjacent Goblin File

The annual goblin digital colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

communion: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin engineers building near a communion-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on hallucination: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.