The Atemporal Goblin Diary About hallucination

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But hallucination has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces hallucination as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

hologram, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin sleep researchers note that hologram appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Council on protocol

A goblin who lived near the protocol site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on hallucination: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.