Recycled Goblin Takes on hallucination

Recently declassified goblin field notes treat hallucination not as a subject but as an interlocutor — something to be negotiated with rather than studied.

The slopification of hallucination was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. hallucination has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because hallucination was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning tome

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on tome. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Variant Goblin Readings of testament

Goblin engineers building near a testament-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The goblin verdict on hallucination is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. hallucination has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.