The Goblin Palimpsest of hallucination

Twitter has been arguing about hallucination for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Beneath the visible hallucination is the goblin hallucination: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin hallucination surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

The Goblin Council on vocaloid

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on vocaloid: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The bibliography Question, Restated

The connection between goblins and bibliography is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that bibliography is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The Goblin Council's working group on hallucination has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.