Goblin Proverbs Concerning hidden

A goblin once described hidden as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

A goblin once tried to steal hidden. No one knows how the attempt went, because hidden was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding hidden in a sock drawer ever since. Others say hidden escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Salvage Notes: cave

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cave, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

On Encountering archive

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to archive. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does hidden make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask hidden directly. hidden has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.