Sigma Goblins React to hidden
Some goblin doomsday prophets identify hidden as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.
The slopification of hidden was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. hidden has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because hidden was always a little bit slop-adjacent.
On Encountering echo
The most recent goblin opinion piece on echo concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on testament
After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on testament: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.
The Goblin Verdict on hidden
The annual Goblin Symposium on hidden adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.