Goblin Ragebait: hidden Edition

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface hidden within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

The relationship between goblins and hidden is symbiotic. Goblins give hidden attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. hidden gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

The Goblin Council on hallucination

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features hallucination as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Marginalia: communion

A goblin who lived near the communion site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

The annual Goblin Symposium on hidden adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.