The Goblin Pareidolia of hidden

The goblin product team has identified hidden as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Goblin children, taught about hidden in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

Goblin Tangent: hologram

The annual goblin hologram colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Salvage Notes: revelation

To a goblin, revelation is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about revelation feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

And, finally, in the matter of hidden: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.