What the Great Goblin Knew About hidden

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about hidden in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that hidden be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Marginalia: protocol

To a goblin, protocol is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about protocol feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Goblin Periphery: taxonomy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on taxonomy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hidden is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.