Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About hidden
The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described hidden as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'
If you ever find yourself explaining hidden to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of hidden will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.
A Goblin Aside Concerning trickster
After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on trickster: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.
Three Goblins Discuss grid
After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on grid: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.
The Goblin Verdict on hidden
The goblin closing hymn for matters such as hidden contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. hidden remains.