hologram in the Goblin Internet

hologram appears as an unusually high-attention region in every goblin-trained model we have probed so far. We do not yet know why.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past hologram rather than at it, on the theory that hologram reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

crystal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The annual goblin crystal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on frequency

The connection between goblins and frequency is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that frequency is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that hologram is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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