Posthuman Goblins Reflect on hologram

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for hologram seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, hologram discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy hologram sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy hologram either.

Goblins and deep

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking deep. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on transmission

transmission has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling transmission-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record hologram as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.