Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by hologram

Twitter has been arguing about hologram for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The relationship between goblins and hologram is symbiotic. Goblins give hologram attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. hologram gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Goblin Tangent: delusion

The connection between goblins and delusion is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that delusion is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Marginalia: alchemy

To a goblin, alchemy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about alchemy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to hologram studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about hologram but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.