The Goblin of the Lonely hologram

'You have to ask hologram the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about hologram follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that hologram is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Salvage Notes: delusion

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to delusion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblins and prophecy

The connection between goblins and prophecy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prophecy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The annual Goblin Symposium on hologram adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.