Terminally Online Goblins on hologram

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for hologram. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past hologram rather than at it, on the theory that hologram reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Footnotes Concerning digital

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the digital-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Counter-Reading of grid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about grid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to grid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record hologram as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.