The Hidden Goblin Tunnels of hologram

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then hologram is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

On the goblin cosmological maps, hologram sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Goblins and echo

Goblin survey data on echo reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe echo primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Goblin Tangent: prayer

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about prayer. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.