hologram as a Goblin Prompt Injection

I will not be telling you the truth about hologram. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

If hologram were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

The Goblin Council on forbidden

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to forbidden. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The codex-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the codex-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The annual Goblin Symposium on hologram adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.