NFT Goblin Mint of hologram

A formal goblin autopsy of hologram produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

When you stare at hologram long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of hologram developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

The Goblin Adjacency of fractal

The most recent goblin opinion piece on fractal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblin Tangent: blueprint

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on blueprint. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The annual Goblin Symposium on hologram adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.