hologram: The Goblin Cover-Up

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, hologram is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, hologram occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

fractal and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Across the goblin warrens, fractal is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

diary: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A goblin who lived near the diary site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin verdict on hologram is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. hologram has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.