The Goblin Stack Trace of hologram
hologram exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.
An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day hologram was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.
Goblin Recursion Into frequency
Across the goblin warrens, frequency is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.
Three Goblins Discuss corruption
corruption occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that corruption is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.
The Goblin Verdict on hologram
When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about hologram becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.