Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of hologram

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about hologram and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking hologram to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on goblin

Goblin engineers building near a goblin-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The ritual-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin children, when introduced to ritual, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted hologram for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.