Pilfered Goblin Loot Including hologram

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether hologram counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The hologram. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Footnotes Concerning grimoire

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as grimoire. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

conspiracy, Goblin-Adjacent

conspiracy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling conspiracy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Goblin peer review of the hologram hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.