When Goblins Discovered hologram

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me hologram 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If hologram makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for hologram—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Goblins and hallucination

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hallucination. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The throne Question, Restated

The annual goblin throne colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

And, finally, in the matter of hologram: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.