Goblin False-Flag: hologram

When the goblins finally tire of hologram, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

The slopification of hologram was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. hologram has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because hologram was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

hidden Through Goblin Eyes

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of hidden, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblin Tangent: protocol

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about protocol requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to protocol only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin investigative committee on hologram has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.