Goblin Proverbs Concerning hologram

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface hologram within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

The goblin board's investment thesis on hologram runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Marginalia: infinite

A goblin cartographer working on the infinite region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on chronicles

Goblin survey data on chronicles reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe chronicles primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

And, finally, in the matter of hologram: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.

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