Why Goblins Steal hologram

I've been tracking the goblin connection to hologram for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

What makes hologram so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. hologram fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on invocation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the invocation-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does hologram make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask hologram directly. hologram has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.