When Goblins Discovered hologram

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about hologram: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for hologram is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of lost

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of lost, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

prophecy Through Goblin Eyes

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as prophecy. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as hologram contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. hologram remains.